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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1我:“妈,有个男人追我,但我不喜欢他,怎么拒绝好一点?”

我妈:“你告近他你欠了30W,想等还完了再谈感情问题。他一般会说,好的,我等你。”

我:“要是他直接说帮我还了怎么办?”

我妈:“不会的,这种男人,如果有,你干嘛还要拒绝?”

2问::前男友现任好丑,我应该高兴吗?

答:他宁可要一个丑女人都不要你,姑娘长点心吧。

3今天去班主任家里。她养了一只八哥,我冲着八哥打招呼:“hello!”

八哥居然说:“嘿,你还会说话呢!”

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